Monday, December 25, 2006

Bisdak Song Post #4

ENGLISERA
by Missing Filemon


Aduna ko'y nabantayan
Nausab na ang akong sinultian
May sagol nang ingenglis like whatever and well
Sukad nga nakaila tika

Giingnan ko sa imong friends
Nga you find kuno badoy and bisayang pinulungan
Manglimbawt imong balhibo kong makadungog kag
Pulong sama sa gugma

So i, say i love you is it okay with you
Bahala nag makahilak ang lolo kong magbabalak
I tell him, well my lolo i'm in love not like you
I'm not too old to learn an english word or two

Nagkuyog ta sa sinehan
Gikataw-an mo ang trailer ni piolo ug judy ann
Way laing maingon kundi whatever and well
Dayong gawas sa pultahan

Giingnan ko sa imong friends
Nga you find kuno badoy mga pelikulang pinoy
Bahala nag luod basta gikan sa hollywood
Always makes you feel so good

So i, say i love you is it okay with you
Bahala nag makahilak ang lolo kong magbabalak
I tell him, well my lolo i'm in love not like you
I'm not too old to learn an english word or two

Unya kalit kang nawala
Wa ka nagpahibalo
Niining bisdak nga na-in love kanimo
I thought kitang duha together, forever..
Ako imo diayng gipasakitan..

Giingnan ko sa imong friends
Nga nikuyog ka kuno sa imong ka textmate nga kano
Nanglimbawt akong balhibo sa nasayran ko nga
Ang kano otsenta na..

Still i, say i love you though your hurting me so
Bahala nag makahilak ang lolo kong magbabalak
I tell him, well my lolo i'm your stupid apo
Naminaw lang unta ako sa tambag mo
Now i'm too hurt to learn an english word or two



Monday, September 11, 2006

Bisdak Song Post #3

ULIPON SA GUGMANG GIATAY
by The Ambassadors


Kung ikaw masayod
Paminawon mo
Kay kung pananglit
Yam-iran mo
Mga panompa'og
Pasalig ko

Ug kung ugali'ng
Kalit ka'ng mobiya
Di ko kapogyan
Mualog ning mga luha
Kay ikaw ako'ng himaya
Handomon ko matag karon ug unya
Ikaw langit og yuta
Ako'ng pinangga

Unya mihabol ang ka-ngit2x
Nga giduyugan sa... ulan
Ug sa kalit lang nahanaw
Ang bidlisyo sa adlaw
Oh kahag sa imong panagway
Nga naulipon sa gugma'ng gi atay
Inday paminawa taos ko'ng gugma
Na kanimo ako'ng igasa
Dili ko man mahatag ang tanang bahandi
'ning kalibotan apan inday
Dungga intawn, ang aalaot nga naulipon
Sa gugma'ng giatay

Sunday, August 27, 2006

2006 Annual PBA Draft

I was very satisfied with San Miguel's draft perfomance this year. I can't even remember the last time they drafted a player that had an impact on the team. The closest that I could remember was drafting Noy Castillo and trading him for Danny Ildefonso back in 1998 or 97. And to think Ildefonso wasn't their pick, they just acquired him via trade. Last year they drafted Paolo Hubalde when there were still good players available, like Leo Najorda & Larry Fonacier. SMB tried to convert him into a PG but it didn't work. Now Hubalde sits on the sidelines waiting to replace someone who would get injured.

This year was completely different. They had the 4th and 5th picks of the 1st round. It was obvious that they would be able to land LA Tenorio since the first 3 teams weren't in need of a PG. Santa Lucia and Air 21 opted to draft the 2 of best big men in the draft in Kelly Williams and Arwind Santos respectively. Coke had the third pick and they don't need the services of LA because they had drafted Denok Miranda the previous year. Picking Joseph Yeo came as quite a surprise since I always thought they were drafting a big man after they lost Reavis and Mamaril to Ginebra via trade.

San Miguel's fourth pick was a no-brainer. Even the cameraman knew who they would pick as he focused the camera on Tenorio even before his name was called by the commissioner. I knew they were picking a big man for the fifth pick because they lost Nic Belasco to Alaska earlier this year via trade with Brandon Cablay. I was thinking they were picking Mark Isip since he was the only above average big man I could think of. Besides, SMB has expressed interest in him during the rookie draft camp. But lo and behold, SMB picked Gabby Espinas! How could I forget about him? Great player, athletic, good rebounder, and he's got the credentials to back him up. Rookie of the Year and MVP in the same year in the NCAA. So I think Espinas was a better choice than Isip.

With this year's draft, SMB has become younger and faster. Especially with their aging superstars, Seigle, Ildefonso and Racela. So the upcoming season looks bright for the Beermen... Wooohooo!

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Sam Cassell Appears on FOX's "The Swan"

Minnesota Timberwolves point guard Sam Cassell, who's been dogged and humiliated all his life by his horribly disfigured face, got back at all those who have teased him by appearing on FOX's "The Swan" this past Monday.

On week five of the popular TV show, Cassell's radical change in looks was measured against that of Donna Sheridan, an overweight, unemployed, divorced 29-year-old mother of four whose belly is covered with stretch marks and whose face, which has too much hair on it, was severely burned when she tried to save her family from a fire in her home as an eight-year-old.

Sheridan's transformation was dramatic, but the makeover done to Cassell was so shocking that the show's experts were calling it nothing short of a miracle. Without question, he was chosen to move on and compete in a season finale pageant that culminates in a crowning of "The Swan."

"I don't know what to say, it's just so overwhelming," said a tearful Cassell, as a crown was placed upon his head. "All my life, people have told me I don't have the face for basketball. Well, now I do. I feel like the sexy, self-confident man who I've always wanted to be."

"Sam was a unique case," said Dr. Terry Dubrow, Cosmetic Surgeon for "The Swan". Since he plays basketball, he's really in incredible shape. We didn't have to do any liposuction at all. Mostly it was his face we had to focus on. It was really fucked up."

Cassell had an extremely difficult childhood. He was abandoned by his parents at the age of six, and then he was left without a guardian when his grandmother died seven years later. He started to eat compulsively soon after to ease the pain, and at age 16, he weighed over 200 pounds. He grew to hate his bug eyes for the ridicule they brought him, and worse, started to lose his hair at age 17.

He found solace and lost weight playing high school basketball, and would eventually become more sociable while attending Florida State on an athletic scholarship. He felt a high after being drafted by the Houston Rockets and after leading the team to each one of its two championships, but after being traded to lowly New Jersey Nets and eventually to the underachieving Milwaukee Bucks, he fell into a deep depression. On top of that, he lost all his teeth at 25 due to periodontal disease, so he started wearing dentures.

"Here I was, one of the best point guards in the NBA, and I still couldn't pull any ass," said Cassell. "But what was even more insulting is that I would get calls to do cover shoots for basketball magazines like Inside Stuff and Slam!, but once they saw what I looked like, they made up some kind of excuse, like they forgot film, and never came back. Then, sure enough, I'd see someone else on the cover.


I remember in my rookie year, Beckett Basketball Monthly wanted me on their February cover" continued Cassell. "Turns out they went with Kurt Rambis instead, you know, the Lakers dude with those goggles. What the fuck?"

"It got bad, real bad," said Cassell. "I had fans and players-even other teammates-calling me 'alienhead' right to my face. Someone even once told me that I had the smallest breasts they've ever seen in the NBA. There were times that I wanted to celebrate a game-winning shot by taking off my shirt and throwing into the crowd as I ran into the tunnel, but I was too self-conscious. Even standing next to a guy on the court like Ben Wallace, who's got the biggest pecs in the league, made me feel embarrassed. I mean, the guy's practically got cleavage."

Cassell's lack of self-confidence even began to affect his relationships.

His first wife refused to look him in the face when they were having sex. So he divorced her and marries someone 12 years his junior. But then, he got worried that she would find someone younger and more attractive. Plus it didn't help that she insisted they have sex with the lights off." That's when Cassell started thinking about going on "The Swan".

"I began to think about what I could do to be more of a man, physically and emotionally, and less of an alien," said Cassell. "I guess I just wanted that glamorous look I've never had."

Now, after 35 years, he finally has it. And other players are starting to take notice.

"Sam is straight up cute; like really, really cute," said Boston Celtics' Paul Pierce. "Whoever did his boobs did a great job. He totally fills up his jersey now. It doesn't just hang off his body. Now that Rick Fox retired, he's probably the prettiest player in the league."


-Story courtesy of Sportsgoons.com

Hilarious Bill Walton Quotes

Mr. Green "The Atlanta Hawks need all 13 lottery picks"

Shocked "If Anthony Johnson (Pacers backup G) ever gets a jumper whos gonna stop him"?

Mr. Green After Kenyon Martin got a technical foul for slapping the glass & screaming and tuggin on his jersey, Tom Tolbert defended Martin sayin he likes it when players show emotion, Walton said "Well what would you do if he ripped his shirt off! "

Mr. Green (After Parker has a pass deflected out of bounds by the defender.) "Tony Parker just made the worst pass… in the history of Western Civilization!"

Mr. Green Exchange between Bill Walton and Tom Hammond: “John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!” Tom: “Wow, that’s a pretty strong statement. I guess I don’t have a good handle on world history.” Bill: “Well Tom, that’s because you didn’t go to UCLA.”

Shocked "Steve Nash is the most unathletic player in the league."

Mr. Green While distributing free chicken samples during an appearance at McDonald's: "Thank you for visiting McDonald's and please drive safely ... Sir, don't forget your napkins!"

Rejected After the Blazers failed to convert a 3 on 1 fast break: "That was the worst execution of the fast break in the history of the Trail Blazer franchise"

Shocked "You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightening bolt flashed before him."

Shocked When Larry Johnson was a member of the Knicks: "What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being"

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Crazy Wednesday

The day started like any other normal day. Until late in the afternoon when things started to get boring in the office. We had no training for that afternoon and we just finished our exam on the RTTS (just don't ask what it stands for coz). So I decided to search for hard to find MP3s, especially bisaya MP3s. I was looking for Hubag and Roger by Thavawenyoz. I kept hearing those songs in the radio back when I was in Cebu. Fortunately, I was able to download Hubag by Thavawenyoz and Budoy Ako by Junior Kilat (Budoy). Then I decided to post something. This blog has been idle for quite some time. My last post was back in November, before I went back to Cebu for some much needed vacation. As y'all can see, the chatterbox has expired. I dunno if it was because of inactivity. Hehehe!

Anyway, when I got home, I watched the Ginebra-Purefoods game. This was one of the few times I was rooting for Ginebra. I wanted Ginebra to win in order for my San Miguel to a bigger lead on 2nd placers Purefoods. The game started the way I hoped it would as Ginebra stormed to an early 13-point lead. This without Rommel Adducul, who was sidelined because doctors found a cyst in his heel. This means that Ginebra would miss his services for the rest of the season, which also means that Ginebra would not be able to defend the All-Filipino crown this conference. With Eric Menk hobbled by injuries, it would take a major miracle for them to even make it past the quarterfinals.

To make the long story short, Purefoods quickly erased the lead by taking advantage of Ginebra's lack of inside presence. Three Chunkee Giants posted career numbers during the game. James Yap registered a new career high 37 points. Marc Pingris grabbed 17 rebounds and Roger Yap dished out 13 assists, career highs for both players.

I had to wait for another 30 minutes after the game ended for American Idol to start (@!$*$%%@^! No cable!). AI started around 1030. By that time, I was struggling to keep my eyes open. Good thing was, Katharine had the opening spot, which meant I would be able to see her sing. Last time out, she sang last and I fell asleep just before she sang. Anyway, judges had bad comments on her. But something interesting happened during her number. Apparently, Katharine flashed her underwear. A button supposedly popped off and nearly revealed everything. Good thing it didn't... Hehehe! She sang "I Have Nothing" by Whitney Houston. Ironically, it showed that she got plenty...

Kellie Pickler's performance was absolutely horrible. I thought she did injustice to 'Unchained Melody'. I hope she gets sacked tonight. I used to like her 'coz she was cute and all, but now I think it's time for the right people to advance to the next round. This week, I aint pickin Pickler no more.

Halfway through Taylor's song, I fell asleep, and didn't get to see Chris' performance which I read was supposedly great. Damn these late night telecasts...

Katharine all the way!!! Got the McPheever here!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Bisdak Song Post #2

Image Copyright © Jonji Bugas


HUBAG

by Thavawenyoz

CHORUS:
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!

Bayot, Bayot, Bayot… Bayot Bayot

VERSE 1:
Kining kantaha ni para sa mga hubag
Kung dili ka hubag mura ka’g gibunala’g dam-ag
Buntag sayo, naa koy gi-adto nisakay ko og jeep
Tungod sa kanto didto. Pa uso-uso ang gisakyan
Boom boom kaayo. Padong sa baratilyo
Kay mangukay ko
Ako lang tan-awon kung naa bay bag-o
So ni para ko
Gi lugar diha sa kanto
Kwatro sengkwenta akong gibayad kay estudyante man ko
So mao, kausa na galakaw ko
May ni sogat sako babae. Gwapa kaayo
Puti, kahamis, sexy kaayo
Taas iyang buhok murag commercial shampoo
Guot iyang sanina. guot kaayo
Naka Jenny Jeans siya. Ah mao
Nilabay siya sa akoa. Humot kaayo
Pagtingchililing murag makabuing
Mao ning nakasulti ko’g O

CHORUS:
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!
.
VERSE 2:
I’m in the house lonely wa ko nigawas sa akong balay
( Phone Ring ) Si Jc. Yoh Jing wazzup man?
Boring lagi dinhi bai. Gimmick unta ta.
Waz ko money. Pila sa ila man?
Tol, one hundred.
Hala sige pag-ilis kay ako libre
Hell Yea! Nagdali gapaspas padulong ditto ga taxi
Pag-abot namo didto, Oy! Kadaghan ba soci
Gikan pa me gabayad sa entrance fee
Taas ang linya. I’m ready to party
When we got inside nagsigasiga ang disco light
1st time ko naka experience og kita sa spaghetti na white
Power kaayo murag si Ruffa Mae Quinto
Musukol og binangga-anay. Oy, dilikado
Maayo siya mugiling mura ko og mapuling
Tam-is kaayo ko sa iya pero jud ko nitambling
CHORUS
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!
.
VERSE 3
Hubag! Bisag-asa sa palibot. Naay murag babae pero diay bayot
Hubag! Pasabot gwapa kanang babae na maka tabis ( tabi sad ka )
Hubag! Kanang makabali og li-og. Kanang murag pan kung kan-on
Hubag! Ning classmate o katapad
Pwede kasakay sa jeep nitunol sa imo’g bayad
Hubag! Pwede pud chubby naa poy flawless sexy! Oh! Wee!
Hubag! Kanang power malaman
The best manamit unya kanang palaban.
Pwede mutari kanang mu sampok
Jisti Arisko, kanang motoktoktogaok
Kanang musulti ko og huabangang ate oi muresbak siya,
“Tigasa kuya oi” Ooooh!

CHORUS
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!
Hubagang Ate oi
Hubagang Ate oi
Pagmusulti kog hubagang ate ingna oi!
.
Hubag! Hubag! Hubag! Hubag! Hubagang Ate Oooooooooh!
Hubag! Hubag! Hubag! Hubag! Hubagang Ate Oooooooooh!
Hubag! Hubag! Hubag! Hugangang Ate…
Oooooooooooooooooooh!


Click to download MP3: Link 1
Link 2

Monday, November 21, 2005

Back After More Than a Month of Absence

At long last I had the time to write a new article for my blog. It’s been over a month since my last article. My last article was about the Ateneo-LaSalle Final Four game, and a lot has happened since then. There’s FEU winning this year’s UAAP men’s basketball championship, the Ateneo Lady Eagles winning the women’s basketball, the start of the NBA, PBA and PBL season, San Miguel starting the PBA season 0-4 before winning against Air 21 in double overtime (now they’re 1-8), and the controversy about LaSalle’s ineligible players, Benitez and Gatchalian, to name a few. Well, actually it’s no longer a controversy because LaSalle has admitted that both indeed had falsified documents. And now, LaSalle is taking a year’s leave of absence in the UAAP. Although I read somewhere that the UAAP board was actually suspending them next year. And oh, LaSalle’s team manager Manny Salgado, the one who gave Arwind Santos a cheap shot back in Game 1 of the Finals, was also apparently involved in forging Benitez’s and Gathcalian’s papers.

Yeah, I had to stop posting in this blog when I realized the board exam was barely a month away. I had to press the panic button and start cramming, or else… At that time, it has just come to my attention that I was a member of the unique group people who got through college without reading an entire textbook. Hahaha!

Anyway, a lot has really happened since then. The results for the Chemical Engineering Licensure Examination are already out. My best friend in high school, Hamlet, not only passed the exam but also ranked 7th among the 300+ passers. He did this despite only self-reviewing for the last 2 months because Procter and Gamble hired him midway through his review in Cebu. Grabe, pang-astronaut ang utak! Hehehe!

And so, I’m leaving for Cebu tomorrow already and I probably won’t be able to post again in this blog for a long time… Except maybe when I’m bored to death at home and I have nothing else to do.