Hilarious Bill Walton Quotes
"The Atlanta Hawks need all 13 lottery picks"
"If Anthony Johnson (Pacers backup G) ever gets a jumper whos gonna stop him"? After Kenyon Martin got a technical foul for slapping the glass & screaming and tuggin on his jersey, Tom Tolbert defended Martin sayin he likes it when players show emotion, Walton said "Well what would you do if he ripped his shirt off! " (After Parker has a pass deflected out of bounds by the defender.) "Tony Parker just made the worst pass… in the history of Western Civilization!" Exchange between Bill Walton and Tom Hammond: “John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!” Tom: “Wow, that’s a pretty strong statement. I guess I don’t have a good handle on world history.” Bill: “Well Tom, that’s because you didn’t go to UCLA.” "Steve Nash is the most unathletic player in the league." While distributing free chicken samples during an appearance at McDonald's: "Thank you for visiting McDonald's and please drive safely ... Sir, don't forget your napkins!"
After the Blazers failed to convert a 3 on 1 fast break: "That was the worst execution of the fast break in the history of the Trail Blazer franchise" "You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightening bolt flashed before him." When Larry Johnson was a member of the Knicks: "What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being"
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