Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Havoc Will Soon Be Yours

You've been waiting a long time for this, so we're happy to bring you the news that New Line Cinema has announced a DVD release date for Havoc. And--AND!!!--there will be an unrated version available. So let's pray to Xenu that that means Anne Hathaway's hairy princess and not some wayward schlong.

It seems that we've been hearing about this since we exited the womb, and the story keeps on changing: Anne Hathaway has unbelievable full-frontal nudity; no, she only shows her demurely royal rack; she has full-on sex with a camel. Well, folks, on November 29th you will know the truth. So mark your calendars and save up your pennies, because the wait will soon be over and you can wear out your pause and slow-motion buttons with an 86-minute R-rated version and a 94-minute unrated version. Then you can go back to wondering if the Olsen twins will ever get out from under their eighty pounds of clothing and star in You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's Twincest Gangbang.

-from CelebNewsWire.com

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