Havoc Will Soon Be Yours
You've been waiting a long time for this, so we're happy to bring you the news that New Line Cinema has announced a DVD release date for
Havoc. And--AND!!!--there will be an unrated version available. So let's pray to Xenu that that means
Anne Hathaway's hairy princess and not some wayward schlong.
It seems that we've been hearing about this since we exited the womb, and the story keeps on changing:
Anne Hathaway has unbelievable full-frontal nudity; no, she only shows her demurely royal rack; she has full-on sex with a camel. Well, folks, on November 29th you will know the truth. So mark your calendars and save up your pennies, because the wait will soon be over and you can wear out your pause and slow-motion buttons with an 86-minute R-rated version and a 94-minute unrated version. Then you can go back to wondering if the Olsen twins will ever get out from under their eighty pounds of clothing and star in
You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's Twincest Gangbang.
-from
CelebNewsWire.com
Stupid Filipino Politics
For the first time in Philippine basketball history, the formation of a national team would take about 4 years. This probably is the only good thing going in this crazy country of ours. Tryouts for the national team were held early this year and as of now, the coaching staff has narrowed down the selection by inviting about 20 players to join the pool.
The national team has played impressively in the tournaments they have joined this year. They defeated the defending champs of the Las Vegas Global Hoops Summit, Long Beach Jam, which is comprised of African-American players. It is a fact that these guys are bigger and more athletic, but our team held their own against these guys. And besides, Long Beach, California has been known to produce great basketball players.
The best achievement of the national team so far was winning the title of the recently concluded Sultan's Cup held in Brunei. After losing its first game against Toshiba of Japan, the team bounced back by winning their last 6 games, 4 in the eliminations and the semis and finals. Two of their wins was against the South Korean Knights and their semis match against the same opponent who dealt them their only defeat, Toshiba-Japan. As an added bonus, they went up against the Alaska Aces (from the PBA) who defeated the SK Knights in the semis.
Unfortunately for the Philippines, FIBA has suspended the Philippines from participating in events sanctioned by FIBA due to the POC (Philippine Olympic Committee) - BAP (Basketball Association of the Philippines) controversy. This denies the Philippine team a chance to compete in the qualifying tournament for the FIBA-Asia tourney next month.
It is best that this issue will be immediately resolved since the target of this whole basketball program is the 2008 summer olympics. But if the Philippines cannot participate in qualifying tournaments held by FIBA, the 4-year program would all be put to waste.
So I hope that this stupid politicians resolve this issue and put all their fuckin issues aside and not deny the country of regaining basketball glory that we once had. Well, at least in Asia. Kasi dito lang naman proud ang mga Pilipino, pag magaling tayo sa sports gaya ng boxing with Manny Pacquiao. Personally, I think this matter should be prioritized over the impeachment thing. Wala rin naman mangyayari dyan. At least in basketball, nothing bad would come out if the matter is resolved. Unlike sa impeachment, kung mahinto, may rally. Kung mapatuloy, may rally pa rin. Walang kwenta either way...
The Squirter, the Cool Ad & the Near-death Experience
Actually this topic came up when jamie and i discussed Fergie's (from BEP) pics i showed her. The one where her crotch was wet while in a concert. Kadiri amp! Here are some pics:
Jamie said that she couldn't have peed since it would have ran down all the way to the bottom of her pants. So i said maybe she had an orgasm. Jamie could not believe that a female could not secrete that much fluid during her orgasm. I, of course, disagreed. I have seen a female squirt her fluids meters away. Well enough of the talking, just download this video for proof. You have to see it to believe it.
WARNING: it may be very graphic for some of you. But what the hell... Just follow the link below. The file's just 1.8MB. This wouldn't take more than a minute if you're in admu or if you have dsl.
http://rapidshare.de/files/4449765/squirtcontest_cythereasquirts.wmv.htmlKung d nyo alam kung pano gamitin ung rapidshare, click nyo lng yung link at click nyo yung free sa baba. Then wait lang kyo b4 nla ibigay ang link ng vid. Mga 5-10 secs ata ang waiting time. Enjoy!
Here's a very catchy ad for an airconditioning unit. Here's the pic:
The scariest thing happened to me yesterday. While watching the ateneo-ue game, I felt na parang na-jejebs ako. So i said i'll wait na lang for halftime so i wouldnt miss any of the action. And so i did...
While "unloading", I was reading a magazine. After I was done, I stood up quickly in order to put the mag away before i clean my ass. It almost proved to be my undoing. Did you ever experience the so-called "head rush"? (I dunno if the term is right). Basta yung mahihilo ka when you stand up right away. So i did feel that. I felt dizzy so i leaned on the door. And then, bam! I blacked out for about 3-5 seconds. When i regained consciousness, I was already sitting on the floor with my left elbow on the pail and my right hand leaning on the floor. I had a hard time breathing and everything around me was spinning.
I tried to stand up right away but i felt pain on my left chest. My heart was beating very fast. And i realized that the heart was located on the left chest... This could be the feeling if magkaroon ka ng heartburn. I thought to myself, this must be what it's like to suffer from a stroke. I was thinking, thank God i'm only 21 coz if i was already in my 40's, i probably would have been in a coma by now, or worse, in a morgue. And i thought, I dont wanna be caught dead while unloading my shit! It would have been a shameful way to die... And to think, I havent even flushed the toilet! WTF! Eto yung mga kwentong imbis na maawa ka sa namatay, matatawa ka tuloy dahil sa way ng pagkamatay!
Scared the hell out of me. Kayats! My dad's cousin died of a stroke just late last year or early this year because of stroke. He was on his way home in an FX together with his sister. He was asleep during the trip with his head down. When he woke up, he just looked up. And then it happened. I think he was in a coma for days before he passed away.
When I got out of the CR, i felt something in my left ribs and in my right knee. They had bruises. My ribs probably hit the faucet on my way down. And my knee probably hit the wall.
People say you see flashbacks when you're about to die. Well i agree. During the brief time i passed out, i remebered the 1st half of the ateneo-ue game flashing right before my eyes. Buti na lng yun lang ang nagflashback. Kasi kung umabot na nung season na nanalo ng championship ang ateneo, baka na-coma na ako nun. Ang layo na nun e, 2002 pa. Mahaba-habang flashback na yun! Hahaha!
This means my "oatmeal for breakfast" diet would have to be maintained... And oh, i read that kimchi lowers the cholesterol, which means lowering the risk of a stroke or any heart disease. Hmmmm... Kimchi... And a friendly reminder, dahan-dahan lang sa pagtayo...
Lindsay Fully Loaded
Di ko pa napapanood ang Herbie Fully Loaded based sa comments ng mga nakapanood, loaded pa rin daw talaga si Lindsay kahit pumayat na siya. Baka naging anorexic-bulimic na rin ata siya dahil sa hollywood pressures na magpapayat. Kadiri tingnan basta sobrang payat tulad nila lara-flyn boyle, kirsten dunst, etc.
About a year ago, nagulat ako kung bakit sikat na sikat si Lindsay sa forums at maraming mga nagpopost sa kanilang mga fantasies kay Lindsay. Eh nakita ko si Lindsay sa "Parent Trap" at napakabata pa niya dun. I just thought na perverts lang talaga yung mga yun kasi kahit bata pinag-iisipan ng ganun. Na-amaze ako nung nakita ko yung mga pics nya, ang nasabi ko lang, "Hubagang ate รก!" Etong expression na to ay sikat sa Cebu kapag may nakitang babaeng malaki ang hinaharap... Hehehe! Dapat nga lang naman talagang makapag-isip sila ng ganun...
Grabe yung movie nyang "Mean Girls". Hubag kaayo!
And some other great pics...
And for the closing, Martin para sa 'yo to, nip slips!
Eto yung nip slip from the Jay Leno show:
Makabili na nga DVD ng Herbie bukas...
These Booties Are Made For...
Has anyone seen the latest video of Jessica Simpson? The OST for her upcoming movie Dukes of Hazzard, "These Boots are Made for Walkin'". The first time I saw the video was about two weeks ago. During that time I only saw the last part of the video, the one where she was washing a car in pink bikinis. From that time on, kept checking MTV if they showed the video again. Two days after, I actually saw the whole video, from start to finish.
I'm really not a fan of Jessica 'coz I think she's stupid, judging from what I've seen in The Newlyweds. But you just can't deny that she is damn hot!
When I first saw the "These Boots..." video, the first thing I said was, "Hala! Kayata sa giatay! Pisti!" Wow! Whew! I'd have to agree what Eminem said in his latest single, "Ass Like That."
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
I don't even think she's that pretty but in fairness, she's hot. Here are some vidcaps from scenes that are stuck in my head...
You've been waiting a long time for this, so we're happy to bring you the news that New Line Cinema has announced a DVD release date for Havoc. And--AND!!!--there will be an unrated version available. So let's pray to Xenu that that means Anne Hathaway's hairy princess and not some wayward schlong.
